Nothing’s happening though. Mostly all I’ve done is read the entirety of Mao Zedong’s Wikipedia article for some reason and play shitty Android games on my phone.

However, every five to twenty minutes, I get a call from a confused client whose asshole-itude is cranked to eleven because it’s tax season.

In the end I’ve learned that, contrary to the claims I made in my job interview, I’d rather be bored than challenged.