February 2012
27 posts
Oh Jesus Christ . . .
GoDaddy makes me sick.
So I guess Pass Interference isn't a penalty...
Yeah … what the fuck?
I’m pretty sure they give coaches a red flag to throw when there’s a bullshit call or something, right, you guys?
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Hold. On. To. The. Ball.
Coaching protip #3204
Intercepted, SON!
I truly don't understand that Coca-Cola polar bear...
Clint Eastwood just made me cry.
I mean, do you guys remember when only hipsters knew who M.I.A. was?
Remember when we were all really looking forward to Nicki Minaj’s first album?
Remember when Gnarls Barkley was the return of good pop music?
Kill myself.
. . .
(I’m speechless… the embarrassment… what is everyone doing?)
FUCK.
G.I. Joe Pt. 2: No One Asked For This
“The Unnecessarying”
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Lotta penalties up in here
Just sayin’
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Gotta hold onto the ball, Bradshaw
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This is what I'm talkin' bout
… when I talk about seeing Tim Riggins without his shirt on.
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NOBODY WANTS TO SEE "BATTLESHIP THE MOVIE."
Sorry, but just stop.
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Superbowl Sunday
The one day a year Tumblr takes a break from posting incessant Doctor Who gifs to actually begrudgingly post about football.
SOMETIMES.
Hahahahaha 12 men on the field.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patriots aren’t shit ya’ll
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“one is a practicing polygamist, and he’s not even the Mormon.”
– Retired Justice Sandra Day O’Connor On The Republican Presidential Candidates - The Washington Post (via zainyk)
This is seriously awesome. I am going to say this in the most respectful way I can: Sandra Day O’Connor is the tits.
January 2012
13 posts
“[My grandfather] came after having fought in World War I because Mussolini has...”
– Rick Santorum
Yes, fascism is universal health care. That’s what I remember the most about Mussolini.
(via fearandwar)
Especially because Mussolini didn’t introduce universal health care at all. Lets think about what he did do. He drastically lowered taxes on banking on industry, abolished the...
I have to work today.
Nothing’s happening though. Mostly all I’ve done is read the entirety of Mao Zedong’s Wikipedia article for some reason and play shitty Android games on my phone.
However, every five to twenty minutes, I get a call from a confused client whose asshole-itude is cranked to eleven because it’s tax season.
In the end I’ve learned that, contrary to the claims I made in...
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December 2011
12 posts
Washington gridlock is Gingrich's Legacy →
I normally consider the folks who write for CNN.com to be a pack of chumps, but I actually found this commentary piece to be one the finest-written and most effectively-researched articles I’ve read in a long time.
It definitely helps that the whole thing supports my hypothesis that Newt Gingrich is something pretty darn close to a Machiavellian madman or, at the very least, a...
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Black Metal Christmas
When I was a kid, I remember reading a youth-themed chapter book, probably by Beverly Cleary, in which the young protagonist dejectedly shoved his hands into his pockets while he trudged home from school under a mild, flat-clouded sky and protested to himself, “Who ever heard of a gray Christmas?!”
These days, my office window overlooks a descending hillside of barren trees. That,...
I just saw 50/50 last night. Great movie, but one...
Anna Kendrick
and Adam Scott
Long-lost brother and sister?
I can not stop seeing it.